昔有人家一外家，视物如曲弓，视界尺之直亦如曲钩。俸医亲见，药莫能治。
镇阳有士人嗜酒，日饮数斗，饮兴一发则不遏。一夕大醉，呕出一物如舌。初视无痕窍，
至欲饮时，眼偏
其上矗然而起，家人沃之以酒，立尽常日所饮之数而止，遂投之猛火，自出，烈为十数片。
士人自此恶酒不饮。
《齐谐记》云∶江夏郡安陆县隆安中有郭坦兄弟三人。大兄得天行病后，遂大能食，一日
食斗米。其家给五年，贫罄。后乞食至一家门前，已得饭，复乞其后门。其家人怒之云∶前门
已饭了，又从后门来讨，那得许多与你？彼答云∶腹中饥甚，实不知是后门。门园有韭三畦，
彼就地而啖其二。须臾，闷卧在地，大吐一物如笼，因出地渐渐小。人持饭与，遂不复食。将
饭着所吐之物上，即消化成水，此病寻瘥。
有贫士于常卖处买得药方一册，其中有一方能治妊妇腹内如钟鸣，用鼠窟前畚士研罗为末，
每服二钱，麝香汤调服，其疾即愈。
一妇异疾，每腹胀则腹中有声，如击鼓远闻于外。人行过门者，皆疑其家作乐。腹胀消，
则鼓声亦止，一月一作，经百医皆莫能明其疾。
箭竿及镞主治妇人产后腹中痒，安所卧床席下，勿令妇人知。
针线袋主治妇人产后肠中痒不可忍，以袋安所卧褥下，勿令人知。
从前有一个人家，岳母看东西像弯曲的弓一样，视野中一尺长的直线也看起来像弯曲的钩子。当地医生亲眼见过这种情况，用药却无法治愈。
镇阳有一位读书人嗜好饮酒，每天喝几斗，酒瘾一发便无法遏制。一天晚上他大醉，呕吐出一个像舌头一样的物体。起初看没有孔窍，等到想要喝酒时，它便偏斜着矗立起来。家人用酒浇灌它，它立刻喝完了平时一天的酒量才停止。于是将其投入猛火中焚烧，自己裂成十几片。这位读书人从此厌恶酒不再饮用。
《齐谐记》记载：江夏郡安陆县隆安年间，有郭坦兄弟三人。大哥患过流行病后，变得非常能吃，一天吃下一斗米。家里供养他五年，穷尽财物。后来他乞讨到一家门前，已经得到饭食，又去乞讨后门。这家的主人愤怒地说：“前门已经给过饭了，又从后门来讨，哪有那么多给你？”他回答说：“腹中饥饿难耐，实在不知道这是后门。”门口菜园里有三畦韭菜，他趴在地上吃了其中两畦。不一会儿，他闷倒在地上，呕吐出一个像笼子一样的物体，从地里出来渐渐变小。别人给他饭吃，他就不再吃了。把饭放在那个吐出的物体上，立即消化成水，这个病不久就好了。
有一位贫穷的读书人在普通售卖处买到一本药方册，其中有一方能治疗孕妇腹内声音如钟鸣，用老鼠洞前的簸箕土研磨过筛为粉末，每次服用二钱，用麝香汤调服，疾病即刻痊愈。
一位妇女患有怪病，每次腹胀时腹中就有声音，像击鼓一样远远传到外面。路人经过门口，都怀疑她家在奏乐。腹胀消退，鼓声也就停止，每月发作一次，经过上百位医生都无法查明病因。
箭竿及箭头主治妇人产后腹中瘙痒，将其放置在卧床席下，不要让妇人知道。
针线袋主治妇人产后肠中瘙痒难以忍受，将袋子放在所卧褥子下面，不要让人知道。
In the past, there was a family where the mother-in-law saw objects as if they were curved bows, and straight lines of one chi in her field of vision also appeared like curved hooks. Local physicians witnessed this personally but could not cure it with medicine.
A scholar from Zhenyang had a fondness for alcohol, drinking several dou daily; once his craving arose, it could not be restrained. One night, after becoming heavily intoxicated, he vomited an object resembling a tongue. Initially, it had no visible orifices. However, when he desired to drink, it would tilt and stand upright. His family poured wine over it, and it immediately consumed the amount of wine he usually drank in a day before stopping. It was then thrown into fierce fire, splitting itself into more than ten pieces. From that time on, the scholar detested wine and ceased drinking.
The "Qixie Ji" records: During the Long'an era in Anlu County, Jiangxia Commandery, there were three brothers named Guo Tan. After the eldest brother suffered from an epidemic disease, he developed an immense appetite, consuming a dou of rice in a single day. His family supported him for five years until their wealth was exhausted. Later, while begging, he arrived at a household's front gate, received food, and then went to beg at the back door. The homeowner angrily said, "We already gave you food at the front gate; why come to the back door? Where will we get enough to give you?" He replied, "My stomach is extremely hungry; I truly did not know this was the back door." There were three beds of leeks in the garden near the gate, and he lay on the ground and ate two of them. Soon, he collapsed dazedly on the ground and vomited an object resembling a cage, which gradually shrank as it emerged from the ground. When others offered him food, he refused to eat. Placing food upon the vomited object caused it to instantly digest into water, and his illness soon recovered.
A poor scholar purchased a booklet of medical prescriptions from a general vendor. Among them was a prescription capable of treating pregnant women whose abdomens sounded like ringing bells. It involved grinding and sifting soil from the front of a mouse hole into powder. Taking two qian each time, mixed with musk-infused water, the ailment would heal immediately.
A woman suffered from a strange condition: whenever her abdomen bloated, sounds arose within, resembling drumbeats audible from afar. Passersby walking by the door often suspected the family was hosting a musical celebration. When the abdominal distension subsided, the drumming sound also ceased. This occurred once a month, and despite being treated by hundreds of physicians, its cause remained unknown.
Arrow shafts and arrowheads are indicated for postpartum abdominal itching in women. Place them under the bed sheets where the patient lies, without letting the woman know.
Needle and thread pouches are indicated for unbearable intestinal itching during the postpartum period. Place the pouch under the mattress where the patient sleeps, without letting others know.