腹中龟病不能言，肚里生来硬似砖，
自死僵蚕白马尿，不过时刻软如绵。
眼睛内瘴泪涟涟，且莫将心苦自煎，
但取鲤鱼用胆脑，和调相拌贴安然。
骨头打碎最艰难，寻破山鞋莫等闲，
火里烧灰油和贴，管教哭脸变欢颜。
汤火浇烧不可当，肉皮溃烂痛非常，
鸡清好酒来淋洗，信是神仙海上方。
咽喉闭塞不能言，幸有硼砂可保安，
捣和盐梅如枣大，口中噙化即时宽。
身边胡臭不能堪，授汝良方用小便，
夜静频频承热洗，子孙后世免流传。
要医血痢莫迟延，湿纸包盐火内燃，
研碎分为三处用，白调粥饮即时安。
悬梁自缢听根源，急急扶来地上眠，
皂角细辛吹鼻内，须臾魂魄自还元。
耳聋久矣不闻言，那怕成灾三五年，
鼠胆寻来倾耳内，真如顷刻遇神仙。
小儿夜哭最堪怜，彻夜无眠苦逼煎，
牛甲末儿脐上贴，清清悄悄自然安。
耳中疼痛似刀剜，出血流脓久不干，
鸠屎夜明吹入耳，除脓消肿便安然。
一撮黑豆数枝葱，熟艾川椒共有功，
半碗水煎勤自漱，牙疼立止显神通。
肺风赤鼻最难医，幸有良方好受持，
但用硫矾为细末，和调茄汁最相宜。
腹部患有“龟病”（指腹中硬块或积聚，此处特指某种急症）导致无法言语，肚内结块坚硬如同砖石。
取自死的僵蚕和马尿，不久之后（片刻间）肿块就会变得柔软如棉絮。
眼睛内部浑浊流泪不止，不要为此心中焦虑痛苦。
只需取鲤鱼的大脑和胆汁，调和均匀后涂抹患处，即可安然无恙。
骨头被打碎是最为艰难的治疗情况，寻找破山鞋（一种草药或特定物品，此处借指具有接骨续筋功效的药材或疗法，原文语境下可能指代特定偏方材料，按字面译为破山鞋相关处理）不可轻视。
将其在火中烧成灰，用油调和后贴敷，保证能让哭泣的脸庞变为欢颜（治愈疼痛）。
被沸水或火焰烫伤难以忍受，皮肤溃烂疼痛剧烈。
用鸡蛋清和好酒淋洗伤口，这确实是神仙海上方中的良方。
咽喉闭塞无法说话，幸好有硼砂可以保全安全。
将硼砂与盐梅捣碎混合，制成如枣核大小的药丸，含在口中慢慢化开，立刻感到舒缓。
身边有难闻的狐臭令人难以忍受，传授给你一个好方子使用人尿。
在夜深人静时，频繁地承接温热的人尿清洗患处，子孙后代便可免除这种疾病的流传。
若要治疗血痢不要拖延，用湿纸包裹食盐在火中煨烤。
研碎后分为三份使用，用白粥汤调服，立刻就能安宁。
有人上吊自缢，需听其根源（急救处理），急忙将其扶起放在地上躺卧。
将皂角和细辛研末吹入鼻腔，片刻之间魂魄自然回归本体（恢复意识）。
耳聋已久不再听到声音，哪怕患病三五年已成顽疾。
找到鼠胆倾倒在耳朵里，真如顷刻间遇到神仙般神奇（治愈）。
小儿夜间啼哭最为可怜，整夜不眠苦受煎熬。
将牛甲（牛角或牛蹄甲等）磨成粉末贴在脐部，清清静静自然安睡。
耳朵疼痛如同刀割，出血流脓长久不干。
将鸠鸟粪便和夜明砂（蝙蝠粪便）研末吹入耳中，除去脓液消肿后便安然无恙。
一撮黑豆、几枝葱，加上熟艾草和川椒都有功效。
用半碗水煎煮，经常漱口，牙痛立即停止，显现神通。
肺风引起的赤鼻（酒渣鼻）最难医治，幸好有良方便于掌握。
只用硫磺和白矾研为细末，调和茄子汁最为适宜。
Abdominal "Gui Bing" (a term referring to abdominal masses or accumulations, here specifically indicating an acute condition) prevents speech, with hard lumps in the belly feeling as rigid as bricks.
Using self-deceased *Bombyx Batryticatus* (Silkworm) and horse urine, within a short moment, the hardness will soften like cotton.
Internal turbidity in the eyes causes continuous weeping; do not let your heart suffer from anxiety.
Simply take the brain and bile of a carp, mix them thoroughly, and apply externally for peace and safety.
Broken bones are the most difficult to treat; do not neglect the use of "Po Shan Xie" (a folk remedy material, literally "broken mountain shoe," often associated with bone-setting herbs in folklore).
Burn it to ash in fire, mix with oil, and apply topically, ensuring that a crying face turns to joy (pain relief).
Scalds and burns are unbearable, with skin ulceration and severe pain.
Wash the area with egg white and good wine; this is indeed a miraculous prescription from the Sea High Formulas.
Throat obstruction prevents speech fortunately, but *Borax* can ensure safety.
Grind and mix with salted plum (*Prunus mume*) to the size of a jujube, hold in the mouth to dissolve, bringing immediate relief.
Unbearable body odor (fox smell) nearby; I teach you a good formula using human urine.
At night when quiet, frequently wash with warm urine, so that descendants in future generations may be spared from its transmission.
To treat bloody dysentery, do not delay; wrap salt in wet paper and roast in fire.
Grind into powder, divide into three doses, and mix with white porridge water for drinking, bringing immediate peace.
Regarding hanging suicide, listen to the root cause (emergency protocol); urgently support the person and lay them on the ground to sleep.
Blow powdered *Gleditsia Sinensis* (Chinese Honeylocust Pod) and *Asari Radix et Rhizoma* (Dried Asarum) into the nostrils; within a moment, the soul and spirit will return to their origin (consciousness returns).
Deafness has persisted for years without hearing; even if it has been a disaster for three or five years.
Find rat gallbladder and pour it into the ear; it is truly like meeting a deity in an instant (miraculous cure).
Infantile nocturnal crying is most pitiable, suffering through sleepless nights.
Apply powder made from *Bovis Cornu* (Buffalo Horn) to the umbilicus, and they will quietly and naturally calm down.
Ear pain feels like knife scraping, with bleeding and pus flowing continuously for a long time.
Blow powder of *Columbae Faeces* (Pigeon Droppings) and *Phymatidis Semen* (Night-bright Sand/Bat Guano) into the ear; removing pus and reducing swelling brings peace.
A pinch of black soybeans, several branches of green onion, along with prepared *Artemisia Argyi* (Mugwort) and *Sichuan Pepper* all have merit.
Decoct in half a bowl of water and rinse the mouth diligently; toothache stops immediately, showing divine power.
Lung wind causing red nose (rhinophyma/rosacea) is hardest to treat, fortunately having a good formula to hold.
Only use sulfur and alum ground into fine powder, mixed with eggplant juice, which is most suitable.
Infantile double tongue (swollen/redundant tongue) is hardest to endure; bring a rusty lock and burn it in fire.
Knock off the rust flakes into fine powder, mix with water and ingest, eliminating it instantly.
Both prolapsed rectum and uterine prolapse cause worry; seek only the head of a crucian carp.
Dry it over fire, grind into fine powder, apply half externally and take half internally, naturally retracting the prolapse.